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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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