yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I think we might need a safe word for this...
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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