SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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