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well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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