glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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