Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
only if we run a train.
done.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
