i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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