Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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