dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
50% drunk capacity currently
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Randomize