school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
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