You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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