Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize
