fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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