my phone needs a breathalizer
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
