just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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