you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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