Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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