AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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