I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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