Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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