you win again, gameday.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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