I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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