All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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