She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
