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I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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