Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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