your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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