i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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