you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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