ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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