I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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