doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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