do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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