Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
