He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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