Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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