Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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