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So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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