last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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