Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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