We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Just puked most of my soul out..
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