If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
