mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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