what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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