I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
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