between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
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Watching her eat just hurts me
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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