But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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