We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Randomize
