literally had 100 drinks last night.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you have to choose: penises or morals?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Randomize
