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I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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