I got chris browned last night
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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